keep out the stars, turn out the lights

Originally posted by mypetconcubine at Fanfiction.net orders writers to wash mouths out with soap

And after having a grand old time singing along to Nicki Minaj (using my crutches as microphones), we started talking about Twilight fanfiction (specifically, why a certain Big Bang had so many Carlisle/Edward pairings) and Emma decided that we needed to write a Twilight fanfiction of our own. Here are her suggestions:

"Okay. So there's Jasper and Rosalie and Emmett. And there's a love triangle. And Jasper and Rosalie are together. AND THEN EMMETT KILLS THEM."


"OR. Rosalie and Jacob are having like. hate-sex, and Rosalie's really into him,  but he's a little in love with Bella still. And Bella and Edward are together. AND THEN ROSALIE KILLS THEM."


She's got a bit of a one-track mind, as you can see :P She seems pretty keen, so keep your eyes out for "EMMETT/ROSALIE KILLS THEM!" the hot new Twilight fanfic!

RECS FOR theair_thesun.


30/9 - Only a couple of one-shots up so far, more to come :)
1/10 - I have a HUGE word document filled with links for this. I'm doing one-shots now, just trying to skim through them to check that they're worth reccing. Early birthday dinner thingy tonight, but I will hopefully post more tomorrow morning..


( 17 one-shots/two-shots under the cut )http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=9699
Summary: Just when Bella thinks Christmas is ruined, she makes a play that might save her game. Can she let go of Edward to let Jacob in?
Diver's Review: VERY AU. Bella has three other siblings, who I think might be members of the pack? And Emmett and Alice are her cousins? I only skimmed over this one, but it seemed promising. Features a douchey Edward.

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Title: Jacob's Tent Fantasy
Author: DazzledbyJake
Rating: M
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: New Moon, smut
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5418189/1/
Summary: Jacob's POV of the tent scene in Eclipse.
Diver's Review: Definitely not my thing - I'm not really a fan of explicit sex scenes in fic. Or actually, sex scenes in general. But some people are! So that's why it's on the list.

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Title: The Garage
Author: dm's princess
Rating: M
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: Post-Eclipse, AU
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4636036/1/The_Garage
Summary: Bell and Jacob alone in his garage...
Diver's Review: MOAR SMUT.

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Title: Missing Your Love
Author: salingergurl
Rating: T
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: Pretty sure it's a New Moon AU...
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4372720/1/Missing_Your_Love
Summary: Edward is gone and not coming back. Bella tries to move on.
Diver's Review: I actually really liked this fic - there were a couple of lines that I thought were really brilliant.

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Title: Mechanic Magic
Author: Nesrine
Rating: M
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: Obviously AU, possibly set after New Moon? Or when they're a bit older...
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4111129/1/Mechanic_Magic
Summary: Jacob gets a welcome interruption while working in the garage.
Diver's Review: More garage smut for you guys :)

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Title: Nightmares
Author: caffeineaddict13
Rating: T
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: Post-Eclipse, ignores Breaking Dawn (thank god!)
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4505142/1/Nightmares
Summary: In his dreams, she is still broken.
Diver's Review: I really like this author; a couple of her other fics are on this list. Beautiful imagery.

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Title: Reasons Why
Author: caffeineaddict13
Rating: T
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: New Moon era
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4510462/1/Reasons_Why
Summary: Not this brown and perfect wolfboy. You can't even call him beautiful.
Diver's Review: It's a listfic, but it's a good one, I swear!

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Title: Willing To Try
Author: caffeineaddict13
Rating: T
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: AU, probably set after books?
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4550643/1/Willing_to_Try
Summary: And it doesn't surprise her how perfectly they fit together. Bella tells Jacob what she really thinks.
Diver's Review: Does what it says on the label. Honestly, I'd like to recommend ALL of this persons fics, I love them!

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Title: Somewhere Only We Know
Author: Nikkilee123
Rating: M
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4654373/1/Somewhere_Only_We_Know
Summary: "I didn't come here to drag you home...I came here to tell you that I love you, Jacob Black." And before I could reply with something sarcastic, she kissed me.
Diver's Review: Trippy fic, did not see the ending coming at all.

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Title: Breakdown
Author: walkingaftermidnight
Rating: T
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: AU, Mid-Eclipse, angsty angsty
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5186182/1/Breakdown
Summary: Nothing could ruin my high knowing that her tires had been pointed in my direction when she'd suddenly become stranded halfway down the 110. I was her support system, her breath of fresh air, her light at the end of the tunnel.
Diver's Review: Loved this so fucking much.

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Title: This Is the Night
Author: walkingaftermidnight
Rating: K+
Status: completed, two-shot
Category: Set after Breakdown (see above)
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5699243/1/This_Is_The_Night
Summary: The night provides an escape for Bella, but it also brings uncertainty. It's a good thing she isn't afraid of the dark.
Diver's Review: (Sort of) sequel to Breakdown

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Title: Artist
Author: walkingaftermidnight
Rating: T
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: AU Post New Moon? I'm terrible figuring out eras
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5375332/1/Artist
Summary: Bella and Jacob take on a fairly ambitious "art project" together.
Diver's Review: I really suck at these reviews. I just like this fic, m'kay?

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Title: Postcards
Author: CarrieICL
Rating: M
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: road trip, mid New Moon,
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5880571/1/Postcards
Summary: She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Diver's Review: Takes a line from New Moon, and crafts an awesome road trip fic from it. (done before, I know, but I really like this one)

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Title: Near To You
Author: TwilightSherry
Rating: M
Status: completed, one-shot
Category: AH/AU
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5231005/1/Near_To_You
Summary: Bella spends her first weekend with Jake. Will he be able to heal the wounds left by Edward?
Diver's Review: Some introspective Bella, some smut, and some A Fine Frenzy. Lovely.

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Title: Bark at the Moon
Author: Stretch
Rating: T
Status: completed, one-shot)
Category:
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4858347/1/Bark_At_The_Moon
Summary: Jake, Quil, and Embry take Bella on their annual outing.
Diver's Review: This was funny and sweet and so adorable, and there was even some interaction with the pack, so yay!

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