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14. Teeth
Post #2, being fixed and filled out! Yay, I'm on a role. There was so much drama going on the day I originally posted this, and also (if what I wrote is correct, and it probably is knowing me) I was being distracted by food. Easy enough to understand, right? Now. This movie. THIS MOVIE. I apologise. Because it's bad. And I feel like you guys might judge me, just a bit. I HOPE WE CAN ALL STILL BE FRIENDS AFTER THIS POST.
#14. Teeth (2007)
“Vagina Dentata! It's what's inside me. The doctor said so. A hero has to come and conquer them!"
SYNOPSIS: A high-school student struggling to suppress her budding sexuality makes a startling discovery about her womanhood after becoming the victim of sexual violence.
WHY IS IT ON THIS LIST: I don't know why. Honestly, I have no idea why I enjoy this movie so much. I've heard that it genuinely frightens some people but it just amuses me. There's a scene where the main character is finally have sex (of her own free will) and is comfortable and the guy says something douchey and she just gets this serious look on her face, concentrates, and then MAKES HER VAGINA CHOP OFF HIS PENIS. I just. What? There's also this frigging awkward scene where she's googling her 'problem' and when she realises what it is, the camera just zooms in on her face and she screams "VAGINA DENTATA" and it's hilarious. I guess the reason this is on here is because... well, it's so bad it's good, to quote someone in the comments. It's also rather horrifying in parts, especially when we see her stepbrothers sexual advances and her attempted rape by someone she had a crush on. Like, it's seriously a horrible movie. Don't watch it. I don't even know why it's on here!
#14. Teeth (2007)
“Vagina Dentata! It's what's inside me. The doctor said so. A hero has to come and conquer them!"
SYNOPSIS: A high-school student struggling to suppress her budding sexuality makes a startling discovery about her womanhood after becoming the victim of sexual violence.
WHY IS IT ON THIS LIST: I don't know why. Honestly, I have no idea why I enjoy this movie so much. I've heard that it genuinely frightens some people but it just amuses me. There's a scene where the main character is finally have sex (of her own free will) and is comfortable and the guy says something douchey and she just gets this serious look on her face, concentrates, and then MAKES HER VAGINA CHOP OFF HIS PENIS. I just. What? There's also this frigging awkward scene where she's googling her 'problem' and when she realises what it is, the camera just zooms in on her face and she screams "VAGINA DENTATA" and it's hilarious. I guess the reason this is on here is because... well, it's so bad it's good, to quote someone in the comments. It's also rather horrifying in parts, especially when we see her stepbrothers sexual advances and her attempted rape by someone she had a crush on. Like, it's seriously a horrible movie. Don't watch it. I don't even know why it's on here!