oh_deanna: (other things // girl you need a manicure)
You don't have to guess don't worry I'M GOING TO TELL YOU.

WE WENT TO A READING OF EROTIC FANFICTION IN REDFERN. There were penises everywhere and this lady was trapped in this metal chain thing singing about being a stalker and then there the presenter was this gorgeous man that wore an equally gorgeous blue chiffon dress and then someone wrote and read out a story and the pairing was...

wait for it

are you ready?

It was Tony Abbot/Ya Mum. I am not even kidding right now it was the best thing I have ever heard in my entire life. And she was reading it and she was trying not to laugh at herself and then suddenly, she goes "FLAMING MONGRELS" AND IT WAS ALF STEWART FROM HOME AND AWAY HE MADE A CAMEO IN THE STORY.

I was laughing so hard I was crying.

Like everytime I tell someone this they don't believe me but I swear to god this really happened. We are so definitely going next year, it was the best thing EVER.

oh_deanna: (house icons // delicious)

Please tell me other people have seen this and appreciate this like I have grown to appreciate it?
To quote someone on tumblr, "I’m pretty sure vids like this are the reason the internet was invented."
oh_deanna: (growing up cullen // omg so crude)
Anyone remember when Emma discovered Twilight fanfiction and started coming up with ideas for fanfiction? Yeah, it happened again.

"Okay so first there's Jacob. And he's a rogue agent, and everyone thinks he's for the vampires, but he's ACTUALLY FOR THE WEREWOLVES. So then he tries to get with Rosalie and Emmett is so mad about it because he's still in love with Rosalie*. And Rosalie realises she's in love with Jacob and one day Emmett walks in on them having sex and Jacob phases and devours them both. HE KILLS THEM DEANNA, BOTH OF THEM."

"Okay the next one has to be about Renesmee. She's a rogue agent too** and she KILLS JACOB because she's in love with Jasper. Because, OH MY GOD, get this, Jasper tells her that in order to prove her love she has to kill Jacob! BRILLIANT!***"

*At this point I was like, what the fuck, did Emmette and Roaslie break up or something? And Emma just pauses and goes, "uh, yeah why not," and then carried on all excited. NOTHING IS GOING TO GET IN THE WAY OF THE MURDER.

**I don't know what she's been watching but her current obsession is with making everyone a rogue agent.

***She was nearly hysterical with excitement at this point, I was laughing so hard I could barely type.
oh_deanna: (glee // quinn says that's a fact)

Everyone needs to watch this. Wuthering Heights / Kate Nash mash-up. Pretty sure it's going to be impossible to listen to the original Kate Bush song without imagining this video.

Rude Boy... performed by the Bee Gees
The original version of Beep (later covered by the Pussycat Dolls)
oh_deanna: (sims 2 // maeve)
We are having a serious discussion about how a zombie/robot love affair would work. She isn't even fazed by me asking the question. The joys of having a friend who can deal with my crazy :3
oh_deanna: (growing up cullen // omg so crude)
And after having a grand old time singing along to Nicki Minaj (using my crutches as microphones), we started talking about Twilight fanfiction (specifically, why a certain Big Bang had so many Carlisle/Edward pairings) and Emma decided that we needed to write a Twilight fanfiction of our own. Here are her suggestions:

"Okay. So there's Jasper and Rosalie and Emmett. And there's a love triangle. And Jasper and Rosalie are together. AND THEN EMMETT KILLS THEM."

"OR. Rosalie and Jacob are having like. hate-sex, and Rosalie's really into him,  but he's a little in love with Bella still. And Bella and Edward are together. AND THEN ROSALIE KILLS THEM."

She's got a bit of a one-track mind, as you can see :P She seems pretty keen, so keep your eyes out for "EMMETT/ROSALIE KILLS THEM!" the hot new Twilight fanfic!


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